Where saying the right words can get you

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.

Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son.. what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door. Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and When she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time. PRICELESS

Kadang-kadang,

Sampai satu tahap tu kan.

Dah tak kisah, ape nak jadi. Jadilah

Lantak.

Pernah rasa?

Darah baekkk punya

Agak-agaknyalah kan, darah jenis kita nih affect tak personality? Aku darah muda. So how?

[hahaha, lame jokes. okei2, i know.]

Hah, sama tak perangai tu? Aku adalah sikit-sikit betul kot. hahaha. Nanti aku post kartun lain

p/s: apsal extra large picture pun jadi besar nih je

Ad-Hoc Cupcakes

Seperti yang dijangka, memang test ADS tadi tak berapa nak menjadi jawapannya.

Entah amende lah aku merapu atas paper tu, aku pun tak tahu. Hahahahahhantamsajalah.

So, kawan I, cik Ctkay telah melepas giannya nak buat cupcakes dan mengajak kami-kami untuk join. Memandangkan I bukan penggemar benda2 manis, I volunteer nak buat part decoration. [eh, motipp kaitan manis dengan deco?]

Right after habis paper, terus balik rumah buat cupcakes from scratch okei. Riuh rendah rumah. Hanum, Nisak, Timah, Jehan, Ana, Dbah antara manusia2 yang terlibat dalam proses pembikinan filem cupcakes kali ini. Well, bising la jugak. Housemate sebelah I yang foreigner tu, join duk melalak2 dalam bilik. Tension study ke mental ntah. [Ish, anti betul I dengan dia nih]

Heh, sedap gila rasa dia. Tak berapa manis, tak tawar. Just nice. So korang, aku rasa dah boleh dah korang nak buat business nih. Hahhaha. Owh, resepi Nisak & Ctkay google dekat internet

Before masuk oven

Gebu-gebu. Tak sempat letak icing, dah banyak habis kena ngap

Kreatip la konon kan. Takde tools nak decorate, letak icing dalam plastic je

Hasil gigih anak-anak gadis menghias cupcakes

p/s: Thanks Jehan sponsor spaghetti yang sedap tu sepanjang proses buat cupcakes. Lapar gile wei. huhu

Sengih selama 2 jam sambil menjawab paper

Pukul 8.30 malam nanti I ada test Advance Database.

I rasa balik test nanti I biol.

Sebab now kepala I macam baca subject bahasa Sanskrit. Tak lekat-lekat.

I rasa nak tawakal dan menjawab paper ADS nanti dengan senyuman yang tak lekang di bibir. Mungkin kalau tahap pasrah lebih hebat, I akan sengih sepanjang test.

Walaupun dah nak grad, I asyik terfikir.

"Apehal la aku ambik course ni"

Mungkin lepas grad nanti, I boleh bertindak secara serious plan menternak kambing.

Petang-petang boleh lah I round2 naik basikal dengan kambing I

Euphonious : Cik Kiah & the Loklak

The 5th Anniversary of Euphonious on 23rd April 2010

Introducing new line up of band members

"Cik Kiah & the Loklak"

[group imaginasi]

Our band with fans. Ecewah

So big la that number 5 behind us.

Of course, favourite picture of the night.

Wahahhahaha

Notes: Congrats band 'Salmah & the swingers'. Tak sia2 aku vote korang. wohooo

Jangan hempuk printer anda

Semalam ahkak hangin satu badan. Printer ahkak rosak tak nak keluar ink. Ahkak tekan button print tapi asyik-asyik keluar pop up error. Error 5001 ke ape ntah. On off laptop pun tak jadi. Follow manual Canon pun sama je hampeh.  Dah lah nak kena print 2 copy report untuk FYP interim. Journal pun banyak lagi tak baca. Nasib baik tak ranap printer ni kena hempuk dengan ahkak. Tension ohkei.

Ahkak plan nak hantar dekat Ipoh, kedai yang ahkak beli printer hari tu. Tapi disebabkan ahkak rasa macam malas nak pergi Ipoh, lagipun report tak siap lagi. Ahkak google. Jenuh ohkeii duk baca posting2 orang dalam forum.

Ni solution yang paling genius ahkak jumpa. Dalam manual printer Canon pun takde. Problem solved. Ahkak rasa ahkak dah macam pekerja kedai printer hari ni. Sebab ahkak baiki printer 2 orang. Semua guna canon. Sorang tu habis tangan2 dia kena ink. Sampai bibir pun kena ink. Dah macam minah metal dah. Eh, hai Ana.


Reset ip2000 / 3000


1. Turn off printer
2. Hold down Resume button and press Power button.
3. Keep holding down Power button and let Resume button go.
4. Press Resume button 2 times then let BOTH buttons go.
5. Green lights will flash and then stop blinking.
6. When green lights are solid, press the Resume button 4 times.
7. Press the Power button and the printer should turn off, if not, press the Power button once more.
8. Your printer should respond as normal..

here is the link for other printers: http://www.cyber-ink.com/member-canon.html

Senang ohkei method ni. Tak payah keluarkan duit. Tak payah comot2 tangan keluarkan catridge ink bagai.
 Tekan2 je.

p/s: Ahkak model canon iP1980, kawan ahkak iP1300. Ahkak rasa method ni most printer boleh kot.