Saturday, April 17, 2010

Jangan hempuk printer anda

Semalam ahkak hangin satu badan. Printer ahkak rosak tak nak keluar ink. Ahkak tekan button print tapi asyik-asyik keluar pop up error. Error 5001 ke ape ntah. On off laptop pun tak jadi. Follow manual Canon pun sama je hampeh.  Dah lah nak kena print 2 copy report untuk FYP interim. Journal pun banyak lagi tak baca. Nasib baik tak ranap printer ni kena hempuk dengan ahkak. Tension ohkei.

Ahkak plan nak hantar dekat Ipoh, kedai yang ahkak beli printer hari tu. Tapi disebabkan ahkak rasa macam malas nak pergi Ipoh, lagipun report tak siap lagi. Ahkak google. Jenuh ohkeii duk baca posting2 orang dalam forum.

Ni solution yang paling genius ahkak jumpa. Dalam manual printer Canon pun takde. Problem solved. Ahkak rasa ahkak dah macam pekerja kedai printer hari ni. Sebab ahkak baiki printer 2 orang. Semua guna canon. Sorang tu habis tangan2 dia kena ink. Sampai bibir pun kena ink. Dah macam minah metal dah. Eh, hai Ana.

Reset ip2000 / 3000

1. Turn off printer
2. Hold down Resume button and press Power button.
3. Keep holding down Power button and let Resume button go.
4. Press Resume button 2 times then let BOTH buttons go.
5. Green lights will flash and then stop blinking.
6. When green lights are solid, press the Resume button 4 times.
7. Press the Power button and the printer should turn off, if not, press the Power button once more.
8. Your printer should respond as normal..

here is the link for other printers:

Senang ohkei method ni. Tak payah keluarkan duit. Tak payah comot2 tangan keluarkan catridge ink bagai.
 Tekan2 je.

p/s: Ahkak model canon iP1980, kawan ahkak iP1300. Ahkak rasa method ni most printer boleh kot.

Friday, April 16, 2010

like to be alone yet are social butterflies

Aquarius Strength Keywords:
Witty, Clever, Humanitarian, Inventive, Original

Aquarius Weakness Keywords:
Stubborn, Unemotional, Sarcastic, Rebellious, Aloof
** Yup-yup. True

Aquarius and Independence:
Aquarius personality is very independent, any attempt to hold them down or restrict them will cause them, to flee. They need to be free to be on their own. Independence is not just desired by Aquarius, it is essential to their well being.
**Aku tak boleh stuck dengan satu situation je. Aku lemas

Aquarius and Friendship:
Beneath the detached, unemotional exterior lies a kind hearted friend that will go out of their way to help another. They love to make people laugh and cheer people up and it makes them feel good to make others feel good. They do not expect anything in return for this could put a damper on their freedom, they live with no strings attached. They are very unconventional and always full of excitement, an Aquarius friend always makes life fun. They might offer you a spontaneous last minute camping trip with no supplies prepared, if you decide to go along, you will have a weekend to remember forever!
**Ade kawan aku tu, bila sedih je turun cari aku. Katanya aku macam badut. Pfff. Ko ingat aku suka-suka buat lawak bodoh ke? Aku nak ko happy je sebab bila ko happy, aku happy. Sebab tu aku tak kisah membadutkan diri aku untuk ko. Pergh, mantap tak ayat?

Aquarius and Business:
Aquarius likes to do something useful with their lives, mixing that with their amazing way with people, they make excellent politicians and social workers/psychologists. They are progressive thinkers and are great at forming new ideologies and theories, any type of research is very suited to Aquarius. Aquarius one downfall in the business world is the attention to detail, they like the grand ideas and massive plans and can make them happen, but the mundane day to day repetitive details causes them to procrastinate. Aquarius needs a secretary.
** Aku jenis tak well organized. Semua benda aku nak buat. Lagipun, aku ada short term attention. Aku cepat bosan tapi aku particular. Kalau bagi aku benda bergaris nak potong, confirm tak keluar garisan pun aku gunting.

Aquarius and Temperament:
Aquarius tend to be rebels just for the sake of having their own way. Their stubbornness sometimes causes their failure, they will continue to do something their way even though others have proved it is wrong, they are very smart people and know it is wrong but they will continue just because it is their way, they are very fixed in opinion and stubborn when confronted. Despite their stubbornness and fixed opinion, they will never impose their ideas on others, they have respect for everybody's differences.
**Family ke, kawan ke. Kalau aku cakap taknak. Maknanya taknak. Aku jenis straightfoward. Takde belok-belok. Sebab tu aku tak faham bila orang double meaning apa aku cakap. Kalau aku cakap A, memang A lah yang aku maksudkan. Macam mana dia boleh fikir B pulak. Tapi sekarang aku dah belajar senget-sengetkan sikit ayat aku.Hahaha.

Aquarius Deep Inside:
Aquarius are in search of wisdom, they are very observant and they can gather their information objectively because emotions do not get in the way, they seem to be above emotions altogether and when they speak, they speak the truth. Sometimes it may be shocking or painful because of their disregard for the feelings of others, but they intend no harm, they call it like they see it and do not emotions cloud their judgment, they are very detached from emotion. It is not that Aquarius are unemotional, they just to not trust their emotions so they incorporate them into their ideas of who they are. As a result, if someone does not agree with their ideas, Aquarius sometimes takes it personally, not as much as other zodiac signs however as Aquarius is intellect driven and not emotionally driven.

Sometimes they wonder if there is something in life that they are missing because they do not feel like other people feel. This does not necessarily prevent them from being involved in intimate relationships, they are capable of this but the person on the other end will always notice an air of detachment from Aquarius. Aquarius wonders 'why?' so much that they can question their existence. They wonder if what they are doing is useful, they want other people to notice them and appreciate them, this is caused by underlying insecurities that wonder if other people accept them for who they are but these are never brought to the surface because to an Aquarius, it does not matter that much because they know that they are special.
**Aku selalu fikir, kenapa aku lambat tangkap perasaan orang. Something wrong ke. Masa sekolah, kawan aku pernah ada masalah. Aku tak sedar. Dah bertahun baru aku tahu. Lambat kan. Dan aku perasan, aku tak pernah rapat yang tahap rapat betul-betul dengan orang. Mesti ada wall yang aku build. Dan aku tak pandai tunjuk sayang aku. Kalau aku sayang, tuh je la. Takde aku lebih2 pergi peluk cium ko bagai. Dengan family pun macam tu. Aku sayang. Ok dah. Jangan expect lebih2

Aquarius in a Nutshell:
Aquarius is the sign of visionaries, unconventionality and intellectual independence. Aquarius are the people who deviate from the crowd and go their own way. They are always after intellectual stimulation, constantly discovering something new, forming new opinions and stubbornly traveling their way regardless of what other people think. Aquarius are filled with paradoxes, they are interested in the opposite ends of the spectrum, they like to be alone yet are social butterflies, they like to experience both sides and see both opinions as they formulate new ideas with their forward thinking, active mind. Aquarius have a 'live and let live' policy where everyone is free to be themselves, an Aquarius never judges others because as human beings, we are all equal and entitled to our own opinions.

They are verbally skilled and very witty, they observe people and learn how to interact with others through observation. They can be masters of manipulation justifying anything they do or think. As a result, they can deal with any type of personality and adapt to any situation. They welcome change because boredom is their enemy. Anything new is an opportunity to Aquarius. Aquarius can act as an expert on any topic, they are very good at inflating their own importance, they feel it is deserved because their eccentricity makes them unique. Conventional people beware, Aquarius likes to shock and deviate from the norm, this is how they live. Aquarius is known to pick at anyone they find weak or dull-minded. It is simply an easy target for verbal exercise for them, no harm is meant but it might be taken from the other person. Deep inside, Aquarius would never intentionally hurt anyone, they have respect for every human, even thought this might not seem apparent to the more emotional types.
**Kawan-kawan aku kata aku pelik. Sebab aku suka buat lain daripada orang lain. Cara makan aku, cara pakai aku, cara aku berfikir, cara aku bercakap, cara aku bekerja. Aku bukan sengaja. Tapi aku rasa tak tenteram kalau aku tak buat. Aku suka duduk dalam kelompok ramai-ramai tapi kadang-kadang aku suka sorang-sorang. Sebab tu aku tak kisah duduk bilik je time weekend sorang2 kadang2 sambil baca novel/ tengok movie. Tu pun dah dikira perfect weekend

What it's Like to Date a Aquarius Woman:
The Aquarius woman is the ultimate independent woman. She is funny, smart, adventurous, never clingy or jealous, never demanding and not overly emotional. She is unpredictable and craves excitement. Anything goes with this woman and any man that she chooses will have an amazing relationship. Court her and woo her, she expects this ladylike treatment, she is old fashioned in that sense but be known that her mind is already made up and if she is not interested, she will never be interested. The relationship will progress slowly because she does not get emotionally involved very easily and she is not one for showy displays of romantic affection. The man who is trying to win her heart has to treat her with respect and treat her as an equal.

Communication is key, this is how a relationship with an Aquarius woman evolves. Once she trusts you and you two grow closer, she is an amazing loyal and kindhearted person. She will always seem to be detached, she fears losing her identity in a relationship so do not be surprised if even in a long term relationship she seems more like a friend than a romantic partner. Do not press her emotionally or tie her down with demands and obligations because this will cause her to run. Never be jealous, this is a big red flag to her and she will leave right away, the Aquarius woman can never be tied down, she is free as a bird. If you give her all she needs, she will be completely faithful so you should not worry when she is out on her own, give her space and respect her privacy and all will be well. Aquarius woman is for the man who loves a challenge and adventure.
**Mungkin la kot kan. Aku senang nak crush, tapi susah sangat-sangat nak emotionally involved. Lagipun, bukan senang nak cari orang yang boleh completekan jingsaw puzzle kita. Kan.

p/s: So True. Especially part unemotional, like to be alone yet are social butterflies, free as a bird, deviate from the crowd and go their own way, Stubborn, Unemotional, Sarcastic, Rebellious.

p/s: Dan-dan tengah nak kejar dateline report FYP la aku pergi buat research merapu. wahahhahaha.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Someone took it

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address.. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.

The letter read:

Dear God,

I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension.
Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had "$100" in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?

Sincerely, Edna

The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.

The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and dinner she would be able to share with her friends.

Christmas came and went.

A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.

It read:

Dear God,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?
Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift. By the way, there was $4 missing. I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.

Sincerely, Edna